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-annoying:

thanks for the memeories by troll out boy

# same
they try to bring me down 
but i won't stop
until i reach
the top. 

# baby

bowlingforsoup:

i accidentally screenshot my lockscreen 500 times a day

# same

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

# same

wwworldwide:

*drops out of school like its hot*

# same

pizzaforpresident:

fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

# same

stuartsometimes:

when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies” 

I get

so

fucking

mad

because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being

but I also know my ass looks great in this dress

# same