scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

nintenclo:

slowur:

nintenclo:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that it upset you deep within your soul

Hey I’m Josh, Message me a :) and i’ll follow you no matter what your blog type is! Just trying to make friends!Xx

go away josh

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

You told me not to kill myself because you would miss me and end up leaving after, well, you’re gone so can I go now too? RIP Jesse i still miss you

christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head